Sometimes I think about my funeral, and I think to myself did I lead a respectful life? No. So why would I have a respectful funeral. So when I die, my ashes are going to be mixed with glitter, and then they are going to be exploded out of my coffin like a firework display. Whilst I and the glitter rain down on my guests, THX 4 THE MMRS by Fall out Boy shall play loudly.
Last night I watched titanic 3d at the cinema. (special screening for drunken idiots like myself who missed it the first time around)
It got me thinking. I cannot wait for Titanic 4D. Where the cinema actually floods and people start drowning,
and they turn the heating off, and you REALLY feel part if the movie.
Food for thought. (Or Gin in my case)
Jurassic Park will always be my favourite film. But I do find it slightly odd that in the film
everyone seems to get rather upset that the the dinosaurs start attacking people.
I mean I don’t mean to be funny, but you went to Island full of dinosaurs, and that is pretty
much standard dinosaur behaviour.
Food for thought.
It occurred to me the other day I haven’t been on a date in timmmeeee.
I decided to think about my perfect date. I think this it.
I really wanna go on a cute date where we go to an aquarium and get ice cream and hold hands and just enjoy each other’s company and and most importantly look at fish because they’re cool as fuck.