Psychos Back!



Now since I am apparently certified crazy (I beg to differ, although there is a post online about me, I say post, I mean status update – saying ‘The Psycho is back) this refers to me.

Well I would like to make a few points about said post.

I just googled ‘symptoms of a psychopath’

Here is what I came up with:


1. Considerable superficial charm and average or above average intelligence.

Lets go with yes on this one.

2. Absence of anxiety or other “neurotic” symptoms considerable poise, calmness, and verbal facility.

I get very anxious so it’s going to have to be a no

3.Untruthfulness and insincerity

Used to be very untruthful, so maybe .5 for this?

4. Antisocial behavior which is inadequately motivated and poorly planned, seeming to stem from an inexplicable impulsiveness.

I am pretty social so going with a no.

5. Poor judgment and failure to learn from experience

Oh yes +1

6. Pathological egocentricity. Total self-centeredness incapacity for real love and attachment.

Nah I full of love.

And this list goes on much like this: Superficial Charm (mine is all real baby!), Deep thoughts of self worth (Hell no there!) Pathological Lying (Well I did used to, so yes lets give them that) Lack of remorse or guilt (Nah I love my guilt) Lack of Empathy (I am all about the empathy!) Parasitic Lifestyle (No, but it does sound kind of cool, oh hey yea, I lead a parasitic lifestyle!) Criminal (Not the last time I checked)

So there we have it folks, going to call someone a psychopath? at least check the bloody checklist! Plus I don’t mean to be funny or anything but if I thought a REAL psychopath was in my life I wouldn’t exactly be trying to piss them off, I mean they do like to torture and cut people up (sorry genuine psychopaths, I am stereotyping you here)

Also they mentioned they wanted me to have Aids.

Well dear clearly not intellectually challenged person:

In order to have Aids, one must be HIV positive first.

Also in regards to you statement?

As Amy Wine (RIP) once eloquently put it:

‘I would rather have cat aids’

I bid you goodbye from my box of wine to yours,

Your resident psychopath,






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