Now since I am apparently certified crazy (I beg to differ, although there is a post online about me, I say post, I mean status update – saying ‘The Psycho is back) this refers to me.
Well I would like to make a few points about said post.
I just googled ‘symptoms of a psychopath’
Here is what I came up with:
1. Considerable superficial charm and average or above average intelligence.
Lets go with yes on this one.
2. Absence of anxiety or other “neurotic” symptoms considerable poise, calmness, and verbal facility.
I get very anxious so it’s going to have to be a no
3.Untruthfulness and insincerity
Used to be very untruthful, so maybe .5 for this?
4. Antisocial behavior which is inadequately motivated and poorly planned, seeming to stem from an inexplicable impulsiveness.
I am pretty social so going with a no.
5. Poor judgment and failure to learn from experience
Oh yes +1
6. Pathological egocentricity. Total self-centeredness incapacity for real love and attachment.
Nah I full of love.
And this list goes on much like this: Superficial Charm (mine is all real baby!), Deep thoughts of self worth (Hell no there!) Pathological Lying (Well I did used to, so yes lets give them that) Lack of remorse or guilt (Nah I love my guilt) Lack of Empathy (I am all about the empathy!) Parasitic Lifestyle (No, but it does sound kind of cool, oh hey yea, I lead a parasitic lifestyle!) Criminal (Not the last time I checked)
So there we have it folks, going to call someone a psychopath? at least check the bloody checklist! Plus I don’t mean to be funny or anything but if I thought a REAL psychopath was in my life I wouldn’t exactly be trying to piss them off, I mean they do like to torture and cut people up (sorry genuine psychopaths, I am stereotyping you here)
Also they mentioned they wanted me to have Aids.
Well dear clearly not intellectually challenged person:
In order to have Aids, one must be HIV positive first.
Also in regards to you statement?
As Amy Wine (RIP) once eloquently put it:
‘I would rather have cat aids’
I bid you goodbye from my box of wine to yours,
Your resident psychopath,