This afternoon turned into one of those afternoons that involved wine, tacos and some more wine. Then in my euphoric wine state I remembered this:
‘Next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’. It’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed.’
I did not make friends, I got asked to leave as was ‘freaking out customers’
I did test this theory around 15 times? and I think my crazy eyes came out at around number 8?