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It occurred to me the other day I haven’t been on a date in timmmeeee.

I decided to think about my perfect date. I think this it.

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I really wanna go on a cute date where we go to an aquarium and 
get ice cream and hold hands and just enjoy each other’s company 
and and most importantly look at fish because they’re cool as fuck.
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I hate it when I got so drunk for 4 days straight I come out of my drunken fog to find out everything important seems to have happened whilst I was fucked.

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What do you mean they hooked up?

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What do you mean you have a boyfriend?

ImageWhat do you mean someone shot Archduke Ferdinand?

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