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Sometimes I think about my funeral, and I think to myself did I lead a respectful life? No. So why would I have a respectful funeral.  So when I die, my ashes are going to be mixed with glitter, and then they are going to be exploded out of my coffin like a firework display. Whilst I and the glitter rain down on my guests, THX 4 THE MMRS by Fall out Boy shall play loudly.

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Date a girl who dates you. Date a girl who dates.

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Date a girl who goes on dates

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Eat dates.

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Eat figs.

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Date figs, Fig Dates

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Date a girl who farms dates.

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Date a girl who feeds you dates.

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Date a date.

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