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Insomnia

I always go on and on about how I have insomnia, I don’t have insomnia, I just don’t seem to sleep at night. So I decided to compile a list of things I do when I cannot sleep.

You can of course do these things in the day, or when you can sleep. However they are much more fun when you cannot, don’t ask me why! they just are.

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One of my favourite things to do is watch when Justin Bieber retweets or tweets his fans. It is HILARIOUS they actually go mental, like properly MENTAL. Like put me in a straight jacket and call me Shirley mental. I have been known to spend too much time looking at their comments once he retweets them. I am 28.

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I am a creep, a full on facebook/twitter/whateverelse CREEP. I love stalking my ex boyfriends, ex friends, laughing at their shitty lives, watching them get fat. Honestly if people say they don’t do this? THEY LIE. Oh when people are stupid enough to not put their facebook on private, PEOPLE COME ON! (better for me, but really) I just love it. There is something about stalking at night though, like they cannot see me! bahahaha

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I remember when I was in love with a guy called Ritche from a band called 5ive. He started going out with Billie Piper and I wanted to die. So when you need some insomnia lols just check #haylor on twitter or tumblr. Haylor is Harry Styles and Taylor Swift – so many lols, so many oh dear god, but most of all so many lols. I am 28, I find this shit entertaining. Sue me.

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Get Drunk.

Failsafe option for anything, cannot sleep? get drunk. Why not.

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Lists are awesome. But no ‘oh rainbows and fucking butterflies this is how I am going to make my life better’ OH NO. Lists of things such as: Favourite Ways to watch Kim Kardashian Die: Favourite Insults, 10 people I would put on an iceburg tomorrow…ETC

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My favourite thing to do when I cannot sleep is post pictures of Nicolas Cage EVERYWHERE.

Post the above picture on the bathroom mirror with ‘you look sexy, love Nicolas Cage’

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Pancakes for Breakfast? Yes please, Love Nicolas Cage

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Forever yours, love Nicolas Cage

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lets have a great day, love Nicolas cage.

GO WILD WITH THE CAGE, THE MORE THE BETTER!

2013 already sucks,

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