I just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but I hit send when all it said was:
I am afraid
Pink is the countries in which Britain has invaded, I mean seriously Britain. (I am British)
My theory is, all right we were a young country. Everyone has trouble growing up, everyone has rebellious stages, some countries skateboarded and didn’t listen to their mothers; and we just happened to go for world domination. Everyone’s different.
I repeat, pink is countries Britain has invaded
Hey world, well what’s going down? Well here is what I have learnt today.
Unless you were one of the 361481 babies born today you will know who Justin Bieber is. Or as I like to call him Jbiebz. Well he is still being a fucking tool.
Apparently a member of one direction got engaged. Twitter is going MENTAL, the fans are doing the above, and I FUCKING LOVE IT.
Soup is SOUPER
In other news, I realised drinking wine out of a diet coke can makes you look less of a drunk, and more of an anorexic, and I also renamed my mother to ‘birth giver’ in my phone.
YO WEDNESDAY YOU WERE AWESOME.