I just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but I hit send when all it said was:
I am afraid
I don’t know who the fuck you are, but you look around 37 and 6 months. TAKE THOSE FUCKING EARS OFF. I really hope you were high on smack and coke and drunk beyond belief when you agreed to this photo, you weird creature.
No really, STOP IT, STAHHPPP IT.
P.S I am still drunk from the night before.
PPS Anyway know who that is? is that you?
PPPS Because if it is, please just STAHHPPPPP (no really, also that pose is not attractive)