Pink is the countries in which Britain has invaded, I mean seriously Britain. (I am British)
My theory is, all right we were a young country. Everyone has trouble growing up, everyone has rebellious stages, some countries skateboarded and didn’t listen to their mothers; and we just happened to go for world domination. Everyone’s different.
I repeat, pink is countries Britain has invaded
Sometimes I think about my funeral, and I think to myself did I lead a respectful life? No. So why would I have a respectful funeral. So when I die, my ashes are going to be mixed with glitter, and then they are going to be exploded out of my coffin like a firework display. Whilst I and the glitter rain down on my guests, THX 4 THE MMRS by Fall out Boy shall play loudly.
That was your drink talking? Well, right now, MY drink is talking. And it’s saying, “Drink me, I make life more fun. Anyone from a high school senior to a tramp under a bridge knows that!”
Last night I realised pretty much any horror movie I have watched recently goes like this.
- white family moves into house
- the house got some shit in it
- family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
- turns out that shit is some ultrashit
Last night I watched titanic 3d at the cinema. (special screening for drunken idiots like myself who missed it the first time around)
It got me thinking. I cannot wait for Titanic 4D. Where the cinema actually floods and people start drowning,
and they turn the heating off, and you REALLY feel part if the movie.
Food for thought. (Or Gin in my case)
Jurassic Park will always be my favourite film. But I do find it slightly odd that in the film
everyone seems to get rather upset that the the dinosaurs start attacking people.
I mean I don’t mean to be funny, but you went to Island full of dinosaurs, and that is pretty
much standard dinosaur behaviour.
Food for thought.
It occurred to me the other day I haven’t been on a date in timmmeeee.
I decided to think about my perfect date. I think this it.
I really wanna go on a cute date where we go to an aquarium and
get ice cream and hold hands and just enjoy each other’s company
and and most importantly look at fish because they’re cool as fuck.