It’s a bank holiday here in the UK, now I awoke to having to babysit my god daughter, still a bit drunk, and watching Hannah Montana. It occurred to me whilst watching the show (and indulging in my post event bottle of wine) that there really are Hannah Montana lyrics for every event in life! Here are just a FEW prime examples.
Best Of Both Worlds
For when you are living two separate lives one as a high class hooker, hooked on cocaine, and one as a stay at home mum.
Mix it all together
And you know that it’s the best of both
You know the best of both worlds
HoeDown ThrowDown lyrics
Pretty self explanatory, when you see a hoe you hate, you throw them.
Throw It All Together, That’s How We Roll
Do The Hoedown (Throw down)
The Bone Dance lyrics
When you hook up with a guy, he gets hard, a boner etc, you gotta know how to work it (for how not to work it see Miley’s VMA13 performance)
We’re doing the bone dance
You study the answers
Again and again til I get it right
This Boy, That Girl lyrics
For when you have just come out of rehab and have started dating again.
Yeah I’m clean and it’s really nice to meet ya
1, 2, 3 could you smile for a picture
True Friend lyrics
For when you are going to go home with some really ugly/drunk/weird guy because you are wasted beyond control.
A true friend
You’re here till the end
You pull me aside
When something ain’t right
Talk with me now and into the night