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Date a girl who dates you. Date a girl who dates.

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Date a girl who goes on dates

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Eat dates.

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Eat figs.

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Date figs, Fig Dates

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Date a girl who farms dates.

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Date a girl who feeds you dates.

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Date a date.

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That was your drink talking? Well, right now, MY drink is talking. And it’s saying, “Drink me, I make life more fun. Anyone from a high school senior to a tramp under a bridge knows that!”

I hate it when I got so drunk for 4 days straight I come out of my drunken fog to find out everything important seems to have happened whilst I was fucked.

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What do you mean they hooked up?

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What do you mean you have a boyfriend?

ImageWhat do you mean someone shot Archduke Ferdinand?

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It’s a bank holiday here in the UK, now I awoke to having to babysit my god daughter, still a bit drunk, and watching Hannah Montana. It occurred to me whilst watching the show (and indulging in my post event bottle of wine) that there really are Hannah Montana lyrics for every event in life! Here are just a FEW prime examples.

Hannah Montana
Best Of Both Worlds

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For when you are living two separate lives one as a high class hooker, hooked on cocaine, and one as a stay at home mum.

Mix it all together
And you know that it’s the best of both
You know the best of both worlds

Hannah Montana
HoeDown ThrowDown lyrics

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Throw It All Together, That’s How We Roll
Do The Hoedown (Throw down)

Hannah Montana
The Bone Dance lyrics

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When you hook up with a guy, he gets hard, a boner etc, you gotta know how to work it (for how not to work it see Miley’s VMA13 performance)

We’re doing the bone dance
You study the answers
Again and again til I get it right

Hannah Montana
This Boy, That Girl lyrics

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For when you have just come out of rehab and have started dating again.

Yeah I’m clean and it’s really nice to meet ya
1, 2, 3 could you smile for a picture

Hannah Montana
True Friend lyrics

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For when you are going to go home with some really ugly/drunk/weird guy because you are wasted beyond control.

A true friend
You’re here till the end
You pull me aside
When something ain’t right
Talk with me now and into the night

Told you.

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